As a follow up to my earlier post on science blogs. I heard about the Order Of The Science Scouts Of Exemplary Repute And Above Average Physique a (mock) Scientific alternative to the Boy Scouts. They have Science Badges, some of which I need to get for this site. Like the “I blog about science” badge:
I blog about science

I have probably done enough for the “Destroyer of Quackery” badge:
Destroyer of Quackery

But I think I can also get:
I am pretty confident around an open flame my degree inadvertantly makes me competent in fixing household appliances I can be a prick about science

Only level 1 for this one, as I have never had good access to dry ice, or the liquid nitrogen required for level 2 and 3.
has frozen stuff just to see what happens

I bet I know more computer languages than you, and I'm not afraid to talk about it I know what a tadpole is

All these come from “The Science Creative Quarterly“, which seems to be something like what you would get if you crossed Nature with The Onion.